What's this in aid of then?

Well this is for the Help Refugees Covid 19 Appeal, so nice one for buying a ticket. You’ve helped Dan & Jane raise a PACKET for a good cause. The Windmill have let us use their facilities for free, so while you’re here, we encourage you to ‘top up’ the coffers behind the bar of London’s best venue too by buying our Tim a beer…

Will this become a regular thing?

I mean who knows? Why don’t you mind your own business & we’ll see, aye?

I'm here but I can't get things to work?

Don’t worry. Head to the Zoom link & you’ll find your friendly event coordinator Jane Carey who will be able to troubleshoot any issues with you. But let’s face it, we’ve probably made a mess or you’re an idiot, but we knew that already…

What time are all the sets?

Keep an eye on the running order slides on the Twitch screen at the top of this page & in between the fuckery, you’ll find the line-up. Like a real night out…

I can't load Twitch it's being annoying

Please check your browser is up to date, turn off any ad blockers & clear your cookies (no, not the ones you eat, the ones in your internet history) and try again!

When I try to donate a pint it's giving me an error?

That’ll be your ad blocker, but if you can’t be bothered to turn it off, you can head here

I hate the internet, I want to donate via text to Help Refugees

Well it’s lucky for you we sorted a text number, here you go:

Text JAGER to 70085 to donate £3. Texts cost £3 plus one standard rate message.
Text PINT to 70085 to donate £5. Texts cost £5 plus one standard rate message.
Text ROUND to 70085 to donate £10. Texts cost £10 plus one standard rate message.
Text SLAPDAN to 70085 to donate £2. Texts cost £2 plus one standard rate message.