Well this is for the Help Refugees Covid 19 Appeal, so nice one for buying a ticket. You’ve helped Dan & Jane raise a PACKET for a good cause. The Windmill have let us use their facilities for free, so while you’re here, we encourage you to ‘top up’ the coffers behind the bar of London’s best venue too by buying our Tim a beer…
I mean who knows? Why don’t you mind your own business & we’ll see, aye?
Don’t worry. Head to the Zoom link & you’ll find your friendly event coordinator Jane Carey who will be able to troubleshoot any issues with you. But let’s face it, we’ve probably made a mess or you’re an idiot, but we knew that already…
Keep an eye on the running order slides on the Twitch screen at the top of this page & in between the fuckery, you’ll find the line-up. Like a real night out…
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Well it’s lucky for you we sorted a text number, here you go:
Text JAGER to 70085 to donate £3. Texts cost £3 plus one standard rate message.
Text PINT to 70085 to donate £5. Texts cost £5 plus one standard rate message.
Text ROUND to 70085 to donate £10. Texts cost £10 plus one standard rate message.
Text SLAPDAN to 70085 to donate £2. Texts cost £2 plus one standard rate message.
ALRIGHT MATE? ARE YOU ON THE LIST? IF YOU AREN'T SURE, CHECK YOUR TICKET FOR THE PASSWORD... IF YOU DON'T HAVE A TICKET, WELL YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT OUTSIDE & HAVE A FAG AS THE BOX OFFICE IS NOW CLOSED... THERE'S A LONDIS ROUND THE CORNER IF YOU WANT TO GRAB A TINNY THOUGH?